Monday, February 22, 2016

Energy News Digest for February 22, 2016

SHELTON FORECAST & WEATHER ALERTS

Weather Forecast for February 22, 2016

HOT SHOTS – TODAY’S TOP FIVE STORIES

Avista Files Request for Electric & Natural Gas Rate Increase – Includes Storm Recovery Costs (KHQ-TV, Spokane, WA)

BC Hydro Seeks Injunction against Peace River Dam Protesters (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation)

Washington State Falls Behind on Solar Jobs – Bill passed by the House could help local companies as changes to subsidies loom (Vancouver Columbian, WA)

Mystery Wind Drought That Cut U-S Wind Power in 2015 Is Back (New Scientist)

Pacific Northwest Could Become Hub for Methanol Production (Associated Press)

NEWS HIGHLIGHTS (Details Below)
  • Avista Files Request for Electric & Natural Gas Rate Increase – Includes Storm Recovery Costs
  • BC Hydro Seeks Injunction against Peace River Dam Protesters
  • British Columbia: Crown Land Quietly Offered To First Nations In Return for Peace River Dam Site
  • Boulder, Colorado & Bainbridge Island, Washington Look at Municipalization
  • Op/Ed: In Power Play, Oregon Customers Will Pay
  • Columbia River Spring Chinook Season Is Set; Forecasts Are Good
  • Scientists Now Link Massive Starfish Die-Off, Warming Ocean
  • Idaho Rehab Says Fish & Game Is Preventing Bear Intake
  • Wyden: Loophole 'The Size of a Lunar Crater' Allowed Portland Pollution
  • Scientists Seek a Better Tally of Soot on North American Snowpack
  • Washington State Falls Behind on Solar Jobs
  • Mystery Wind Drought That Cut U-S Wind Power in 2015 Is Back
  • Feds Officially Cut Back Period for Wind Farm Eagle Take Permits
  • Wood Energy Industry, Hundreds of Maine Jobs, at Risk
  • Despite Overwhelming Nationwide Support for Clean Energy, Poll Shows Personal Disconnect
  • Keeping the Porch Lights On May Deter Crime, & Is Cheaper Than You Think
  • Out with Stoners, In with Suits: It’s All Business at Cannacon in Seattle
  • Pot Grower Could Find Home on Hoquiam’s Bay Avenue
  • Pacific Northwest Could Become Hub for Methanol Production
  • All-Electric Lewis County Bus Purchase Approved
  • Rewiring the Northwest's Energy Infrastructure
  • Verizon to Buy XO Fiber-Optic Business for About $1.8 Billion
  • Apple Tells Employees Why It Won't Help Hack Shooter's Phone
  • Apple Still Holds the Keys to Its Cloud Service, but Reluctantly
  • Construction Begins on the 5G Wireless Dream
  • Google Fiber is Coming to Huntsville, Alabama
  • Facebook Updates Messenger App to Handle Several Accounts
  • Scalia's Absence to be Felt as U-S Supreme Court Returns
  • Shelton Harbor & Oakland Bay Marina Shoreline Restoration Project nears Launch
  • Columbia Pacific Makes $50M Loan for Purchase of Weyerhaeuser's Federal Way Campus
  • Bainbridge Island: Old Growth Forest May Fall to Affordable Housing
  • 'Jury Duty' Phone Call Scam Spreading in Portland
WORD OF THE DAY

Oleaginous • \oh-lee-AJ-uh-nus\ • adjective – 1: resembling or having the properties of oil: oily; also: containing or producing oil *2: marked by an offensively ingratiating manner or quality

“Mister Smith, that is the most outstanding example of supervisory direction I have ever had from one of my bosses,” thundered Axelrod. “May I be allowed to pass my congratulations to your boss so you can be justly recognized for your excellent leadership skills?” Axelrod’s boss strutted and preened to the enthusiastic praise. The other employees cringed, wretched, and reached for the anti-emetic medicine after hearing the highly oleaginous performance.

ENERGY & UTILITY ISSUES

Avista Files Request for Electric & Natural Gas Rate Increase – Includes Storm Recovery Costs (KHQ-TV, Spokane, WA)

BC Hydro Seeks Injunction against Peace River Dam Protesters (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation)

British Columbia: Crown Land Quietly Offered To First Nations In Return for Peace River Dam Site (Globe & Mail, Canada)

Boulder, Colorado & Bainbridge Island, Washington Look at Municipalization (American Public Power Association)


FISH & WILDLIFE

Columbia River Spring Chinook Season Is Set; Forecasts Are Good (Seattle Times, WA - Paywall Advisory)

Scientists Now Link Massive Starfish Die-Off, Warming Ocean (Seattle Times, WA - Paywall Advisory)

Idaho Rehab Says Fish & Game Is Preventing Bear Intake (KTVB-TV, Boise, ID)

WATER & THE ENVIRONMENT

Wyden: Loophole 'The Size of a Lunar Crater' Allowed Portland Pollution (Oregon Public Broadcasting)

Scientists Seek a Better Tally of Soot on North American Snowpack (Northwest Public Radio)

RENEWABLE ENERGY

Washington State Falls Behind on Solar Jobs – Bill passed by the House could help local companies as changes to subsidies loom (Vancouver Columbian, WA)

Mystery Wind Drought That Cut U-S Wind Power in 2015 Is Back (New Scientist)

Feds Officially Cut Back Period for Wind Farm Eagle Take Permits (North America Wind Power)

Wood Energy Industry, Hundreds of Maine Jobs, at Risk (Portland Press Herald, ME)

Despite Overwhelming Nationwide Support for Clean Energy, Poll Shows Personal Disconnect (The Energy Collective)
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CONSERVATION & EFFICIENCY

Keeping the Porch Lights On May Deter Crime, & Is Cheaper Than You Think (KNDO/KNDU-TV, Tri Cities, WA)

KILOWATTS FOR CANNABIS

Out with Stoners, In with Suits: It’s All Business at Cannacon in Seattle (News Tribune, Tacoma, WA - Paywall Advisory)

Pot Grower Could Find Home on Hoquiam’s Bay Avenue (Aberdeen Daily World, WA)

BARREL O’ GREEN POTPOURRI

Pacific Northwest Could Become Hub for Methanol Production (Associated Press)

All-Electric Lewis County Bus Purchase Approved (KELA Radio, Centralia, WA)

Rewiring the Northwest's Energy Infrastructure (Center for Sustainable Infrastructure)

TECHNOLOGY & TELECOMMUNICATIONS

Verizon to Buy XO Fiber-Optic Business for About $1.8 Billion (Associated Press)

Apple Tells Employees Why It Won't Help Hack Shooter's Phone (Associated Press)

Apple Still Holds the Keys to Its Cloud Service, but Reluctantly (NY Times)

Construction Begins on the 5G Wireless Dream (NY Times)

Google Fiber is Coming to Huntsville, Alabama (Broadband Reports)

MARKETING & MEDIA

Facebook Updates Messenger App to Handle Several Accounts (Associated Press)

POLITICS & GOVERNANCE

Scalia's Absence to be Felt as U-S Supreme Court Returns (Reuters)

GENERAL NEWS

Shelton Harbor & Oakland Bay Marina Shoreline Restoration Project nears Launch (KMAS Radio, Shelton, WA)

Columbia Pacific Makes $50M Loan for Purchase of Weyerhaeuser's Federal Way Campus (Puget Sound Business Journal, WA)

Bainbridge Island: Old Growth Forest May Fall to Affordable Housing (KING-TV, Seattle, WA)

'Jury Duty' Phone Call Scam Spreading in Portland (KGW-TV, Portland, OR)

ALLIGATORS IN THE SEWER – DIVERSIONS

Officials: Young Man Poses as Ohio Lawmaker, Tours School

Vance Creek Bridge – Man Films His Own Crime, Cops Say, 'Thanks'

JRR Tolkien Poems Found in Abingdon School Annual

Thief Dresses As Walmart Worker, Walks Out Door with Four HD-TVs

SONG OF THE DAY

Toby Keith – Should've Been a Cowboy

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Friday, February 19, 2016

Energy News Digest for February 19, 2016

SHELTON FORECAST & WEATHER ALERTS

Weather Forecast for February 19, 2016

Small Craft Advisory for Puget Sound & Hood Canal

Olympic Mountains – Winter Weather Advisory

HOT SHOTS – TODAY’S TOP FIVE STORIES

Oregon Legislature Moving Fast on Coal, Renewables Deal (Pamplin Media Group, Portland, OR)

Idaho Eyed as Potential Site for Small Nuclear Reactors (SF Chronicle)

The Surprisingly Huge Energy Footprint of the Booming Marijuana Industry (Washington Post)

Clallam PUD Eyes Sequim Solar Power Project (Sequim Gazette, WA)

Another Month, another Heat Record on Earth (Associated Press)

NEWS HIGHLIGHTS (Details Below)
  • Oregon Legislature Moving Fast on Coal, Renewables Deal
  • Idaho Eyed as Potential Site for Small Nuclear Reactors
  • Kshama Sawant Wants an Environmentalist to Run Seattle City Light
  • Snohomish PUD Responds after Loud Public Meeting
  • Okanogan PUD Awards Bid for Twisp-Pateros Transmission Line
  • Op/Ed: Bonneville Power Administration’s Credibility Is on the Line
  • Engineering Students Win Grants to Develop Innovations for Electric Utilities
  • Pacific Gas & Electric Profits Slump During 2015 as Company Prepares for San Bruno Trial
  • Smart Grid Getting Smarter as New Technology Reduces Outage Time for Pacific Gas & Electric Customers
  • Electricity Regulation Is Back at the Supreme Court, Again
  • Nuclear Regulatory Commissioner Ostendorff Will Step Down in June
  • Skagit PUD, Anacortes Extend Deadline for Drafting Water Rights Transfer Policy
  • Report Says Contaminated Flint Water among Most Expensive In the U-S
  • Clallam PUD Eyes Sequim Solar Power Project
  • Oregon: Milwaukie Mayor Hopes City Changes Can Spark Solar Revolution
  • North Portland Solar Plant to Lay Off 40 in Restructuring
  • SolarCity Moves Away from Its MyPower Solar Loan Product
  • Op/Ed: Oregon Electricity Ratepayers about to be Ripped Off with So-Called ‘Clean Energy’ Bill
  • Visualizing the Power of Today’s Solar Panels: An Infographic
  • Editorial: Bright Ideas – Simple Changes to Save Energy & Prosper Economically
  • The Surprisingly Huge Energy Footprint of the Booming Marijuana Industry
  • Clark County Hit Especially Hard by Oregon Pot Sales
  • Oregon Dispensaries See Huge Revenue Spike from Rec Sales, But Picture Not All Rosy
  • Another Month, another Heat Record on Earth
  • Why the U-S Is Cutting Carbon Emissions No Matter What Happens with the Supreme Court
  • ‘Consequences’ for the US If It Quits Paris Climate Deal
  • A Chat with the Portland Designer Behind Seattle’s $32 Million ‘Living’ Office Building
  • Douglas County Audited over Data Center Tax Break Refunds
  • Comcast to Credit Customers for Major Outage…If You Ask
  • Apple CEO Opposes Court Order to Help FBI Unlock iPhone
  • Bitcoin Mining Company Settles FTC Charges over Deceiving Customers
  • Lacey City Councilman’s Comments on Facebook Test Social Media Guidelines for Public Officials
  • Winners of the 2016 World Press Photo Contest
  • Washington State Drops Revenue Projections $78 Million for Current Budget
  • Mason County Sheriff Hands Roadside Litter, Courthouse Security Back to Commissioners
  • Update: Mason Transit Manager Makes Statement after Resignation
  • Congressman Kilmer Holds Town Hall in Shelton
  • Oregon: Grant County Sheriff Viewed as ‘Security Leak,’ State Seeks Investigation
  • Oh Great, Now ‘Anti-El NiƱo’ Is on Its Way
WORD OF THE DAY

Rictus • \RIK-tus\ • noun 1: the gape of a bird's mouth 2a: the mouth orifice *b: a gaping grin or grimace.

Beowulf’s insincerity was evident: his facial rictus did not reflect any smile or flicker of emotion in his cold, dark eyes.

ENERGY & UTILITY ISSUES

Oregon Legislature Moving Fast on Coal, Renewables Deal (Pamplin Media Group, Portland, OR)

Idaho Eyed as Potential Site for Small Nuclear Reactors (SF Chronicle)

Kshama Sawant Wants an Environmentalist to Run Seattle City Light (KIRO Broadcasting, Seattle, WA – I’d say SCL already has a pretty good record on this…)

Snohomish PUD Responds after Loud Public Meeting (My Everett News, WA)

Okanogan PUD Awards Bid for Twisp-Pateros Transmission Line (Wenatchee World, WA)

Op/Ed: Bonneville Power Administration’s Credibility Is on the Line (Longview Daily News, WA)

Engineering Students Win Grants to Develop Innovations for Electric Utilities (Pamplin Media Group, Portland, OR)

Pacific Gas & Electric Profits Slump During 2015 as Company Prepares for San Bruno Trial (San Jose Mercury News, CA)

Smart Grid Getting Smarter as New Technology Reduces Outage Time for Pacific Gas & Electric Customers (PG&E Currents)

Electricity Regulation Is Back at the Supreme Court, Again (The Energy Collective)

Nuclear Regulatory Commissioner Ostendorff Will Step Down in June (Utility Dive)

WATER & THE ENVIRONMENT

Skagit PUD, Anacortes Extend Deadline for Drafting Water Rights Transfer Policy (Skagit Valley Herald, Mount Vernon, WA)

Report Says Contaminated Flint Water among Most Expensive In the U-S (Reuters)

RENEWABLE ENERGY

Clallam PUD Eyes Sequim Solar Power Project (Sequim Gazette, WA)

Oregon: Milwaukie Mayor Hopes City Changes Can Spark Solar Revolution (Oregonian, Portland)

North Portland Solar Plant to Lay Off 40 in Restructuring (Portland Business Journal, OR)

SolarCity Moves Away from Its MyPower Solar Loan Product (Utility Dive)

Op/Ed: Oregon Electricity Ratepayers about to be Ripped Off with So-Called ‘Clean Energy’ Bill (Oregonian, Portland)

Visualizing the Power of Today’s Solar Panels: An Infographic (Renewable Energy World)

CONSERVATION & EFFICIENCY

Editorial: Bright Ideas – Simple Changes to Save Energy & Prosper Economically (Seattle Times, WA - Paywall Advisory)

KILOWATTS FOR CANNABIS

The Surprisingly Huge Energy Footprint of the Booming Marijuana Industry (Washington Post)

Clark County Hit Especially Hard by Oregon Pot Sales (Oregon Public Broadcasting)

Oregon Dispensaries See Huge Revenue Spike from Rec Sales, But Picture Not All Rosy (Marijuana Business Daily)

CLIMATE CHANGE SEQUESTRATION VAULT

Another Month, another Heat Record on Earth (Associated Press)

Why the U-S Is Cutting Carbon Emissions No Matter What Happens with the Supreme Court (Washington Post)

‘Consequences’ for the US If It Quits Paris Climate Deal (British Broadcasting Corporation)

BARREL O’ GREEN POTPOURRI

A Chat with the Portland Designer Behind Seattle’s $32 Million ‘Living’ Office Building (Portland Business Journal, OR)

TECHNOLOGY & TELECOMMUNICATIONS

Douglas County Audited over Data Center Tax Break Refunds (KPQ Radio, Wenatchee, WA)

Comcast to Credit Customers for Major Outage…If You Ask (Broadband Reports)

Apple CEO Opposes Court Order to Help FBI Unlock iPhone (Reuters)

Bitcoin Mining Company Settles FTC Charges over Deceiving Customers (Reuters)

MARKETING & MEDIA

Lacey City Councilman’s Comments on Facebook Test Social Media Guidelines for Public Officials (Olympian - Paywall Advisory)

Winners of the 2016 World Press Photo Contest (The Atlantic Magazine)

POLITICS & GOVERNANCE

Washington State Drops Revenue Projections $78 Million for Current Budget (KING-TV, Seattle, WA)

GENERAL NEWS

Mason County Sheriff Hands Roadside Litter, Courthouse Security Back to Commissioners (KMAS Radio, Shelton, WA)

Update: Mason Transit Manager Makes Statement after Resignation (KMAS Radio, Shelton, WA)

Congressman Kilmer Holds Town Hall in Shelton (Mason Web TV, Shelton, WA)

Oregon: Grant County Sheriff Viewed as ‘Security Leak,’ State Seeks Investigation (Oregonian, Portland)

Oh Great, Now ‘Anti-El NiƱo’ Is on Its Way (Gizmodo)

ALLIGATORS IN THE SEWER – DIVERSIONS

Truthers Think Gravity Waves Are a Hoax to Convince Us the World Is Round

A Special Place in Hell – Tourists Swarmed a Baby Dolphin for Photos, Then Left It for Dead

Store Straightens Croissants Because Curved Pastries Are Hard Work

 ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ Author Harper Lee Dies

SONG OF THE DAY

Elmer Bernstein – Theme from “To Kill a Mockingbird”

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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Energy News Digest for February 17, 2016

SHELTON FORECAST & WEATHER ALERTS

Weather Forecast for February 17, 2016

HOT SHOTS – TODAY’S TOP FIVE STORIES

High Density Power User Moratorium Extended by Chelan PUD (KPQ Radio, Wenatchee, WA)

Snohomish PUD Customers Pack House Demanding Answers for Their Escalating Bills (KIRO Broadcasting, Seattle, WA)

Oregon: State Utility Regulators Were Silenced by Governor on Big Energy Bill (Oregonian, Portland)

Groups Sue Feds over Lack of Steelhead Recovery Plan (Associated Press)

Mason Transit Manager Resigns under Pressure (KMAS Radio, Shelton, WA)

NEWS HIGHLIGHTS (Details Below)
  • High Density Power User Moratorium Extended by Chelan PUD
  • Snohomish PUD Customers Pack House Demanding Answers for Their Escalating Bills
  • Oregon: State Utility Regulators Were Silenced by Governor on Big Energy Bill
  • Oregon: Since You Asked – Where Do We Get Electricity? Coal or Hydro?
  • Smart Meters “Dramatically Underutilized” With Lack of Access to Data
  • From the Ashes of Some Coal Plants, New Energy Rises
  • Growth, Infrastructure Challenges Set Stage for Fewer, Larger US Utilities
  • Groups Sue Feds over Lack of Steelhead Recovery Plan
  • Hatchery Life Changes Fish Genetics, Oregon Study Finds
  • Oregon Conservation Projects to Receive More than $20 Million in 2016
  • Nevada Regulators Deny ‘Grandfathering’ Provision for Existing Rooftop Solar Users
  • Warm Beach Camp Solar System Supports Snohomish PUD Power Grid
  • El NiƱo Not Cause of 2015 “Wind Drought”
  • Ohio: Cost to Power a Hospital Outlined in New Regulatory Filing
  • Washington State Scrutinizing Cannabis Pesticide Use
  • Op/Ed: Time for a Carbon Tax
  • That’s the Brakes: Utilizing Stored Energy from Public Transit for Grid Services
  • Grass Greener, Internet Faster? Why Seattle Is Mapping Broadband Speeds across the City
  • Spokane: Is Your Internet Up to Speed?
  • AT&T Will Start Testing 5G This Year
  • Google Plans to Double the Size of Kirkland Engineering Office
  • Google’s Project Loon Will Be Tested By Real Carriers This Year
  • Why Brand Matters for Electric Cooperatives
  • CBS All Access Streaming Service Bungles the Grammy Awards
  • Why Do Consumers Increasingly Want to Be Less Connected, Not More?
  • Four Ways to Optimize Your Facebook Ads
  • States Form Clean-Power Pact after SCOTUS Stay
  • Mason Transit Manager Resigns under Pressure
  • Seattle Set to Break Wettest Winter Records
  • Mason County Commissioners Appoint McFadden as Interim Public Works Director
  • Bombardier to Cut About 7,000 Jobs, Hire for Growth Areas
  • That Grated Parmesan on Your Pasta May Contain Nine Percent Wood
  • German Shorthaired Pointer Westminster’s Top Dog
WORD GRAMMAR TIP OF THE DAY

The Oxford Comma Is Extremely Important, Everyone Should Be Using It (Buzzfeed – Contains PG-13 Language, and puns)

ENERGY & UTILITY ISSUES

High Density Power User Moratorium Extended by Chelan PUD (KPQ Radio, Wenatchee, WA)

Snohomish PUD Customers Pack House Demanding Answers for Their Escalating Bills (KIRO Broadcasting, Seattle, WA)

Oregon: State Utility Regulators Were Silenced by Governor on Big Energy Bill (Oregonian, Portland)

Oregon: Since You Asked – Where Do We Get Electricity? Coal or Hydro? (Medford Mail-Tribune, OR)

Smart Meters “Dramatically Underutilized” With Lack of Access to Data (American Public Power Association)

From the Ashes of Some Coal Plants, New Energy Rises (National Public Radio)

Growth, Infrastructure Challenges Set Stage for Fewer, Larger US Utilities (Forbes Magazine)

FISH & WILDLIFE

Groups Sue Feds over Lack of Steelhead Recovery Plan (Associated Press)

Hatchery Life Changes Fish Genetics, Oregon Study Finds (Oregonian, Portland)

WATER & THE ENVIRONMENT

Oregon Conservation Projects to Receive More than $20 Million in 2016 (Portland Business Journal, OR)

RENEWABLE ENERGY

Nevada Regulators Deny ‘Grandfathering’ Provision for Existing Rooftop Solar Users (Utility Dive)

Warm Beach Camp Solar System Supports Snohomish PUD Power Grid (Stanwood Camano News, WA)

El NiƱo Not Cause of 2015 “Wind Drought” (DNV GL)

CONSERVATION & EFFICIENCY

Ohio: Cost to Power a Hospital Outlined in New Regulatory Filing (Dayton Business Journal, OH)

KILOWATTS FOR CANNABIS

Washington State Scrutinizing Cannabis Pesticide Use (Marijuana Business Daily)

CLIMATE CHANGE SEQUESTRATION VAULT

Op/Ed: Time for a Carbon Tax (Brookings Institution)

BARREL O’ GREEN POTPOURRI

That’s the Brakes: Utilizing Stored Energy from Public Transit for Grid Services (Utility Dive)

TECHNOLOGY & TELECOMMUNICATIONS

Grass Greener, Internet Faster? Why Seattle Is Mapping Broadband Speeds across the City (Geekwire)

Spokane: Is Your Internet Up to Speed? (KHQ-TV, Spokane, WA)

AT&T Will Start Testing 5G This Year (KCPQ-TV, Seattle, WA)

Google Plans to Double the Size of Kirkland Engineering Office (Puget Sound Business Journal, WA)

Google’s Project Loon Will Be Tested By Real Carriers This Year (Gizmodo)

MARKETING & MEDIA

Why Brand Matters for Electric Cooperatives (Electric Co-op Today)

CBS All Access Streaming Service Bungles the Grammy Awards (Broadband Reports)

Why Do Consumers Increasingly Want to Be Less Connected, Not More? Horizon Media finds growing desire to unplug (AdWeek)

Four Ways to Optimize Your Facebook Ads (Social Media Examiner)

POLITICS & GOVERNANCE

States Form Clean-Power Pact after SCOTUS Stay (Courthouse News Service)

GENERAL NEWS

Mason Transit Manager Resigns under Pressure (KMAS Radio, Shelton, WA)

Seattle Set to Break Wettest Winter Records (KIRO Broadcasting, Seattle, WA)

Mason County Commissioners Appoint McFadden as Interim Public Works Director (KMAS Radio, Shelton, WA)

Bombardier to Cut About 7,000 Jobs, Hire for Growth Areas (KCPQ-TV, Seattle, WA)

That Grated Parmesan on Your Pasta May Contain Nine Percent Wood (KCPQ-TV, Seattle, WA)

German Shorthaired Pointer Westminster’s Top Dog (Associated Press)

ALLIGATORS IN THE SEWER – DIVERSIONS

If You Hate Telemarketers, You’ll Love This Robot Designed to Waste Their Time

How “The Martian” Is Helping to Sell Actual Potatoes – Astronaut Poop Not Included

Impatient Patient Floods Bathrooms, Three Emergency Rooms

For $500, Your Kid Can Have Their Own Battery-Powered Tesla with Top Speed of Six MPH

SONG OF THE DAY

The Martian OST – The Martian Score Suite

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